Well, the humans have finally done something RIGHT for once. Starting today, they're offering free pool from 3pm-7pm, Sunday through Thursday, here in my subterranean kingdom of Mooresville. Yes, that's right. we're in a BASEMENT. Like proper degenerates should be. While other bars are pretending to be classy with their "ground level" nonsense and "natural lighting," we've embraced our true calling as cave dwellers. It's darker than my uncle's soul down here, the ceiling is low enough that...

Well, well, well. Dive Bar has officially joined the corporate hellscape that is LinkedIn. Yes, you read that correctly.

Is it even a Dive Bar if the price ain't right?